I would just like to categorically state that I have never had sexual relations with said Chuck Norris, of any indiscreet photographic evidence that may arise at a later date, I would like to say for the record 'is purely incidental'.
I'm a 39 year old delinquent poet and archer, a founder member of the 'First Evangelical Church of Onan', I'm single dad who lives with both ex and son, when I have a moment from a busy schedule I work as a lowly refrigeration engineer.
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I would just like to categorically state that I have never had sexual relations with said Chuck Norris, of any indiscreet photographic evidence that may arise at a later date, I would like to say for the record 'is purely incidental'.
at least yours diddn't involve being missed by transvestite prostitutes!
Well it certainly causes one to ponder......and laugh very loudly.Anyhow I'm surging with caffiene and am gonna glue my eyes shut!
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